36 definitions by BeardedFatass
by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004
by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004
(n) an urgent need to defecate, usually associated with diarrhea, in which the bowels begin to move before the victim has reached the shitter
As Bob raced down the hallway, he clenched his butt-cheeks together as tightly as he could to stave the impending explosion of fecal matter. This was definitely going to be a photo finish.
by BeardedFatass January 6, 2004
(n) 1. an orgy
2. sexual intercourse with multiple female partners
Synonym: chicken salad (Jessica Simpson only)
2. sexual intercourse with multiple female partners
Synonym: chicken salad (Jessica Simpson only)
by BeardedFatass January 12, 2004
(n) a resident of Baltimore, esp. one who puts Old Bay in his coffee
Related word: Baltimoronic (adj)
Related word: Baltimoronic (adj)
At Orioles games, Baltimorons always like to desecrate the National Anthem by screaming "O!" in the middle of it.
by BeardedFatass January 6, 2004
by BeardedFatass October 2, 2004
After awakening naked in a dumpster outside the frat house, Craig was very disturbed to discover remnants of toe fungus inside his chenderson.
by BeardedFatass January 6, 2004