cerote 

noun.

1. Among friends, a vulgar but friendly substitute for any person's name. Similar to pizado.
2. A derogatory way to refer to someone who is not a friend. Insult to denigrate and belittle someone.
3. A piece of shit.

Commonly used in Guatemala and El Salvador, with lesser use in other Central American nations.

1. "Va venir Juan?" (Is Juan coming?)
"Al rato se aparece el cerote" ("He'll show up soon")

2. "Ese cerote te va asaltar" (That moterfucker will steal your stuff)

3. "Puta! No me di cuenta del cerote en la calle y lo pizé" (Fuck! I didn't notice that piece of shit on the street and I stepped on it.)

cerote by chelovski March 30, 2009

cerote 

Proper definition is a Turd. People from El Salvador (smallest country in Central America) are known for using the word "cerote" freely amongst one another the way a black person would use the "n" word amongst his homies. It's a word that Salvadorians can use but when another race or nationality uses it towards Salvadorians, ur gettin' yo ass wooped. Cerote can also be used as a deregatory word for people from El Salvador because they use it alot; the same outcome would be if a non-black person would use the "n" word

Que hondas cerote, como estas vos?
Translation:
Wassup homie, how you doing?

cerote by Mark L. 44 September 24, 2005

cerote 

piece of shit

tu erese cerote, buey

cerote by antonio August 27, 2003

cerote 

Turd.

Widespread use in Guatemala. Commonly used as an insult. Also popular as an (albeit obscene) term of endearment, akin to "motherfucker".

Que tal, cerote! (What's up, motherfucker!)

cerote by Saul P. October 9, 2003

Cerote 

a XLarge piece of dark brown shit the kind that curls and takes up the whole bowl. A term used to insult a central american male of El Salvador. It's the equivalent, in insult, to call a salvadorian "cerote" as to say "Chinga to Madre" to a Mexican. Degrading term used to insult and anger a central american.

"Pinche Cerote."
"Ese guey es un Cerote"
"Ese salvatruchi es un pinche cerote"

Cerote by MariAntonia July 14, 2006

Crotes

The frilly things on the side of the paper.
Most people just call these things, "the frilly things on the side of the paper" but they're actually called Crotes.

I don't accept papers with crotes.
You left the crotes on you cristipping dopher!
You're nothing but a crote to me.

P1: I had crotes for lunch.
P2: You ate paper for lunch?
P1: Not just any paper, FRILLY paper!

Crotes by stoopidbandaid February 27, 2009

For certes 

A shortened version of for certain. Almost wiggerish in it's tone.

It's spelling comes from the speech of Gonzalo in Act 3 Scene 3 of Shakespeare's "The Tempest" - "For, certes, these are people of the island—"

"Yo mate you want to hit up H-Town to cruise for bitches?"
"For certes mate"

For certes by Slim Jim 3:16 January 14, 2008