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3 definitions by stoopidbandaid

 
1.
Dopher (Adj) - To be a double doofus times five.

Dophered (Verb) - To earn a "red card" (for saying something stupid).
Adj - "You are such a cristippin' dopher!" (see cristip)

Verb - "She just dophered."
by stoopidbandaid February 25, 2009
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2.
(Adj) - To be a loaf of bread.
(Noun) - A loaf of bread.
(Adj) - "You are such an effin cristip you fool!"; "You cristippin' idiot!"

(Noun) - "I bought a cristip yesterday!"
by stoopidbandaid February 25, 2009
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3.
The frilly things on the side of the paper.
Most people just call these things, "the frilly things on the side of the paper" but they're actually called Crotes.
I don't accept papers with crotes.
You left the crotes on you cristipping dopher!
You're nothing but a crote to me.

P1: I had crotes for lunch.
P2: You ate paper for lunch?
P1: Not just any paper, FRILLY paper!
by stoopidbandaid February 27, 2009
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