Bumloader 

A geeky nerd with fat sausage fingers.

Bumloader's coming in today from Siemens to sort out the remote monotoring system.

Bumloader by Marco Dando November 2, 2008

buttload 

N. 1. An extremely large quantity of anything that takes up space. 10x bigger than an assload , and 100x bigger than a shitload , yet smaller than a truckload.

The teach gave me a buttload of math homework tonight.. and i have to show my work!

buttload by FinalPhoenix October 8, 2003

cubic buttload

adj. The greatest amount imaginable. Much more than a heap, a fuckton, an asston, an assload, and even a shitload, or any other word meaning "a great quantity."

The speed limit is 55, not 155, son. You're in a cubic buttload of trouble!

cubic buttload by Dan Weyandt June 7, 2013

buttload 

a large load, of about 108 imperial gallons (491 liters). From the middle-english 'butt' (n), which is a large cask/container used for storing liquids, esp wine

I drank a buttload last night and had to get my stomach pumped from the resulting alcohol poisoning

buttload by The Little Lebowski June 9, 2005

jurassic buttload

The apex of all buttloads.

Seth: "Dude, there's a buttload of chocolate in the kitchen!"
Jason: "Like a human buttload?"
Seth: "No! A jurassic buttload!"

jurassic buttload by nurseawesome February 24, 2014

buttload 

Measuring an amount of something using butts.
The size varies because there are different sizes of butts.

Student 1: How much homework do we have to do tonight?
Student 2: I don't know. Let me see. *Sits on homework* I guess a buttload of work.

buttload by pseudoworm December 5, 2012

Metric Buttload 

A very large quantity in an unusual number or configuration (otherwise it would be an ordinary/English buttload). Compare: metric shitload and metric fuckton, which both designate a very large, but expected, quantity.

She carried a metric buttload of coffees out of Starbucks.

Metric Buttload by DTM :<| January 16, 2005