Bragplain 

To brag and complain at the same time.

An example of bragplaining: It rained on the way to my modeling shoot. My designer dress got ruined! At least everyone said they were speechless at my beauty anyway.

When people want you to know how great they are but still whine at you, they may bragplain.

1. Ashley's Facebook statuses are so obnoxious. All she does is bragplain.

Bragplain by FansAndFlames November 21, 2011

Bragplaining 

When you complain about something for the sole purpose of brining it up in conversation to brag about it.

Man, I'm only getting 10MB/s download speed. Normally I get at least 15.

Quit bragplaining. We all know you're just bitching to show off.

Bragplaining by TheShrewKing August 9, 2010

Bragsplanation 

When one brags about oneself while trying to disguise it as an attempt to explain something.

Joe: "I know for a fact that the sky is blue because it reflects the color of the ocean, because I notice it is bluer when I'm sailing on my $2M yacht in the Hamptons."

Sue: "Nice bragsplanation."

Bragsplanation by milwaukeej June 30, 2012

Barsplain

L.p. When you have to explain basic bar ettiquete and recipes to drunk sixty year olds who revert to toddler status after one vodka soda

I had to barsplain why a gin and coke doesn't go together

Barsplain by Gender_theft April 6, 2022

brexplaining 

To twist and distort facts that show Brexit is a bad idea into arguments in support of it.

He was Brexplaining to me how food shortages would be a good thing as we could all do with loing a little weight.

brexplaining by PanGalactic January 1, 2019

Brazilain coffe filter 

when you ejaculate into a womens (or mans) hair and it goes threw onto the girl(orguys) chest

Brazilain coffe filter

Brazilain coffe filter by steve-o jr November 8, 2006

Bragplaining 

Bragplaining- when you complain about something while bragging on yourself. Very bitchy condescending behavior, Karens and Kens do this often. Sociopaths and even attentionwhores are well known for this.

Karen was bragplaining when she said she was the only one following the rules at her work.

Bragplaining by Mustngsalie January 7, 2022