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boorgasm 

Is an orgasm that takes place when you walk into a barnes & knobles, looking around at all the books you have a book orgasm. Now know as a boorgasm.
Haven do you want to go to barns & knobles with me. ~ britt

Sure but i might just have a boorgasm. ~ Haven
boorgasm by shrt_k January 23, 2011
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Boargasm 

An orgasm caused from either thinking about or consuming delicious pig (aka boar) products, especially bacon and products containing bacon.
The bacon cheeseburger slathered in bacon infused ranch gave Harold a spontaneous boargasm.
Boargasm by mikekais October 11, 2012
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Bootgasm 

The feeling of release upon removing ski boots at the end of the day.
I skied until last chair; my bootgasm is going be awesome.
Bootgasm by Road Trip March 25, 2017

Björgasm 

The strangely sexual noises that Björk makes when lyrics can't quite convey how she feels, notably the screams in 'It's Oh So Quiet' and in 'Coccoon' where she seems to be singing throughout climax.
'whoooooooooo would have aaaaaaaaah ahhh ah ah' *heavy breathing*

example of a björgasm
Björgasm by can'treallytalk February 25, 2011

BookGASM 

Getting excited from sneaking Discordian, eccentric, alternative, controversial, pornographic or illegal books or tracts into places they would never be found. Also the act of introducing such books. Books may be brought in or donated, often hidden with other books to hide their true nature.

Popular places to place books and tracts are public libraries, jails, prisons, houses of worship, church pews, motels, hotels, book stores, public restrooms, park benches, or almost anywhere in China, Iran or Iraq.

Bookgasm was begun by the Eccentric Discordians as part of Black Iron Prison's Operation Mindfuck: Golden Apple Seed Mission or OMGASM.
I just snuck The Autobiography of Minnie Rae into the jail in Mad Dog, Texas, and OMG! I'm having a bookgasm!
BookGASM by Miley Spears January 19, 2009

full-blown boobgasms

Breast orgasms resulted from heavy petting of the breasts and nipples. Women with highly sensitive breast can experience these types of orgasms. Breastfeeding mothers can sometimes experience these types of orgasms as well. (cit. Getting Off by Jamye Waxman, pag 37).
Susan: Oh gosh I would never believe it possible!
Kya: What did happen?
Susan: I was breast feeding my little baby while I had a weird so good feeling... like a real orgasm.
Kya: Ah, wow, it was obviously an full-blown boobgasms, I've never had in my life, oh I wish I could feel the same, lucky you!
(noun): the extreme sense of joy/relief/wonder when during what seems like an ordinary nose-picking, one produces not only a booger, but one attached to a white or clear string of "pre-booger" mucus. Many boogasms will produce a "tail" approximately 3 inches (7.6 cm) long. Most boogasms occur during cold season, in dry climates (Phoenix), or during long air-conditioned car rides. NOTE: If your boogasm tail has blood or hair in it, this is considered good luck.
Yo man! I thought I had a grip of snot rockets in my nose but it turned out to be one long one with a tail. Best boogasm ever! I tried to show it to my boo but she got all grossed-out.
boogasm by MC Superbear June 2, 2011
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