bookspan
bookspan by bible hugger October 15, 2004
Boonspan
Despite weeks of meticulous planning for Black Friday, a hapless Marquavias was seduced by a flat screen tv so large that it even exceeded his vast boonspan.
His greed and lust for crime, left him empty handed as he was caught red handed with incompatible surround stink speakers’.
His greed and lust for crime, left him empty handed as he was caught red handed with incompatible surround stink speakers’.
Boonspan by Herbie Dongsporran May 8, 2022
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Bookpants
Bookpants. A bookpants occurs when a word is typed that is accidentally misspelled and creates a different legitimate word.
In this example there are three bookpants:
"I can bake a tart, but I think you can't" becomes
"I can make a fart, but I think you cunt"
"I can bake a tart, but I think you can't" becomes
"I can make a fart, but I think you cunt"
Bookpants by Chiefweasel December 29, 2022
bootspants
1. A type of music characterized by a dance beat that sounds like someone saying "boots-pants-boots-pants-boots-pants" aloud.
2. A bar, club, or party that plays danceable music.
2. A bar, club, or party that plays danceable music.
1. "The party was just okay until they switched from playing indie music to bootspants artists like Beyonce. Then it was awesome."
2. "I want to go dancing tonight. Let's go find some bootspants."
2. "I want to go dancing tonight. Let's go find some bootspants."
bootspants by jazzpraxis December 1, 2009
facefuck my bookspace page
to stalk someone on a social networking site; to constantly check or post status updates on a social network page, to 'like' or comment on every post you see; a form of social dysfunction brought about by communicating solely electronically with society via email, websites/blogs, or text while never having a public or phone conversation. a common practice of people recently married, graduated, or under 40 who use social networking sites to find classmates from grade school just to add them to their 'friends' list.
it is a term with many uses, so it is always containing a description of such behavior, with the term being redundantly extra added uselessness jargon spouted by anti-social vapid sociopaths to describe their own actions when performed by others; usually to make it seem as if everyone does this.
it is a term with many uses, so it is always containing a description of such behavior, with the term being redundantly extra added uselessness jargon spouted by anti-social vapid sociopaths to describe their own actions when performed by others; usually to make it seem as if everyone does this.
this guy won't stop facefucking my bookspace page- i just met him last week!
that person updates their status from their phone every hour. i swear they do nothing but facefuck their bookspace page all day.
i met this girl online, and i've been trying to meet her but when i call she only responds via text or email. she's probably a nutjob who never meets anyone but facefucks everyone's bookspace page.
i recently saw somebody from high school i barely knew- we weren't even friends but now all he does is facefuck my bookspace page!
that person updates their status from their phone every hour. i swear they do nothing but facefuck their bookspace page all day.
i met this girl online, and i've been trying to meet her but when i call she only responds via text or email. she's probably a nutjob who never meets anyone but facefucks everyone's bookspace page.
i recently saw somebody from high school i barely knew- we weren't even friends but now all he does is facefuck my bookspace page!
facefuck my bookspace page by facemyspacepagebooktwit January 23, 2011
booksandrainlover
a tiktoker that is undoubtedly perfect inside and out. such an amazing personality and their beauty fucking blows me away.
pls go out with me x
pls go out with me x
booksandrainlover by infinitywarsteve November 21, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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