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18.
v.
To participate in boffing
i.e. simulated melee combat with mostly-safe padded weapons usually constructed with PVC piping and foam, bound and decorated with various Duct Tapes; often used in LARPing to decide the outcomes of battles.

The word was developed as an Onomatopoeia for the sound usually made when the aforementioned padded weapons strike one another or a person (BOFF!).

In lieu of this, these padded weapons used are commonly called "Boffing Weapons".

One example of boffing combat is to follow "black knight" rules--a reference made from Monty Python's King Arthur and the Quest for the Holy Grail--in that, if you are struck in the arm, you are to pretend you have lost that arm; if you are struck in the leg, you are to pretend you have lost that leg; if you are struck in the crotch, waist, torso, neck, or head, you are to decalre yourself 'dead'; if you are struck on an arm or leg that has been lost, it is assumed that the weapon 'would have' passed through the limb that wasn't there and struck the next part concurrently in its path--usually the torso or another limb, resulting in 'death' or another 'amputation'.

Remember, folks, Boffing is just a game.
"I Challenge you to a Boff!"

"He boffed me over the head and now I have to wait for someone to raise me."

"I won, but he still boffed my arm--where's the healer?"
by HCCRPCDrunkenMonkey October 03, 2005
 
1.
A term to describe quick sexual intercourse which includes the man not taking off his pants and alot of dry humping. This term is commonly used by english teachers like Mr. Fetterman
In the Mel Gibson version Hamlet boffed his mother
by TurnerFace June 04, 2004
 
2.
a quickie
"think we can squeeze in a quick boff in between classes?"
by lauren August 30, 2003
 
3.
A specific type of sexual intercourse having all of the following qualifications: 1) It is super high speed 2) At least one of the participants does not know the others name. 3) The male's trousers are not complely removed. Also, some definitions require the intercouse to take place at the Kimwood Apartments
I boffed some bitch at a lame party.
by Goon November 05, 2003
 
4.
Term commonly used in French language.

Used before a sentence, when not sure or hesitate about something.
" boff, pourquoi pas?"

" boff, j'irai te voir un autre jour"
"boff, je prendrai seulement un verre d'eau"
by MO20141 January 08, 2014
 
5.
To sniff or inhale

Ie: boffing deoderant with a tea towel over your face
Luke sat with a tea towel covering his nose and sprayed deoderant onto the tea towel ( boffing )
by The dog nonce April 07, 2013
 
6.
The way Gary Dell'Abate addresses Howard Stern
"I'm sorry, boff! I didn't mean to do that..."
by fafaf00ley July 24, 2004
 
7.
A short, odorless, basso-profundo fart. Also, the act of emitting such a fart. Usually considered vulgar. Named after the Roman Catholic theologian Leonardo Boff.
Someone on the elevator let out a boff just as the door closed. A man in a business suit said, "All right, who boffed?"
by vonTrips August 21, 2009