Someone who searches a pitch black cave for a black cat which is not there - and finds it!
I can prove that my god is better than all other gods, the theologian thundered.
by SL the humanist May 22, 2005
Someone who starts with a "known" conclusion and attempts to provide reasons despite the wealth of evidence to the contrary.
"God must exist, because that's what I was told when I was young...here are some other reasons"
by heathen May 08, 2005
A male or female who is a fan of Divergent star, Theo James.
I am a proud Theologian because Theo is DAMNNN FINE.
by TheoJIsMyBae May 14, 2015