I Didn't Ask

A response that you tell a person when they say something that is off topic or not interesting, or if you are just trying to be a little shit.

Guy 1: I just got my G2 today!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I didn't ask.
Guy 1: You're such an asshole.

by Aggin and Aggin March 20, 2017

I Didn't Ask For This

A phrase expressed by video game character Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution) after having received robotic augmentations due to a serious injury.

Used to define tragedies, real or otherwise.

Britney Spear's new single. I didn't ask for this.

New season of Two and a Half Men. I didn't ask for this.

by DownloadFailed September 21, 2011

i didn't do it

A famous phrase by Bart Simpson that got him on TV.

Bart Simpson: knocks down something I didn't do it.
laughter

by Insufficient Postage February 16, 2006

I didn't make it

When you can't get out of your vehicle in time to take a pee and piss your pants.

I stopped on the highway but I didn't make it.

by callingyouinsecret June 16, 2009

I didn't ask

your escape route to winning every possible argument against ur friends:)

Jeff: bro thats why your grandma died

bobby miller: I didn't ask

everyone: ohhhhhhhh HE GOTCH YO ASSSS

by JORDAN CASTRO!! June 20, 2020

I didn't sign up for this!

When something is not what you agreed to or anticipated to be.

Why is my rent 2x higher now? I didn't sign up for this!

by bruhthisismyhandle September 12, 2021

I didn't vote for Bush

Means same as "I'm not stupid" or "I wasn't born yesterday".

I know that! I didn't vote for Bush, after all!

by Charles W. September 6, 2006