vonTrips's definitions

moonbat

A liberal, progressive, or left-wing person who promotes irrational conspiracy theories involving conservatives.

Helen is a moonbat - she thinks Ronald Reagan ordered the murder of John Lennon becuse of Lennon's anti-war views.

by vonTrips August 29, 2009

boff

A short, odorless, basso-profundo fart. Also, the act of emitting such a fart. Usually considered vulgar. Named after the Roman Catholic theologian Leonardo Boff.

Someone on the elevator let out a boff just as the door closed. A man in a business suit said, "All right, who boffed?"

by vonTrips August 21, 2009

boofer

A male homosexual. A shortened derivative of a vulgar term used to describe a male who engages in a particular type of homosexual sex act.

Joe always suspected that James was a boofer, and he knew for sure when he saw James emerging from a gay bar last Saturday night.

by vonTrips August 21, 2009

lobamatized

A mental condition characterized by an habitually uncritical and reverential attitude towards the personality, words, and actions of Barack Obama.

A significant percentage of the press have become thoroughly lobamatized.

by vonTrips August 21, 2009

stealth tits

Female breasts that - when seen in the nude - are much larger than would have been surmized from observing them clothed.

When Ellen took off her blouse, I was amazed out how large her breasts were. I realized immediately that she had stealth tits, delightfully larger than I would have guessed by seeing her walk down the street.

by vonTrips August 21, 2009

premature clapulation

Applauding before a performance is finished. This refers to situations where some or all of the audience think that the performance is over, NOT because they think its superlative quality merits mid-performance applause.

Everyone applauded because they thought or hoped the song was over, but there was one more tedious verse. Terri whispered to me, "Whoops! Premature clapulation."

by vonTrips August 21, 2009

shaved schniz

A shaved female pubic area. Shaved pussy.

With the fortune he inherited from his grandmother, Edward founded a new porn magazine called "Shaved Schniz," which featured pictures of shaved pussies.

by vonTrips August 21, 2009