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Euphemism for fuck. Anyway you use it.
Screw you.
You're screwed.
That's pretty screwy (fucked up).
Wanna screw?
I can't find a screw...
(... seriously. If you're looking for fucking screws, you're never gonna get laid. So you're desperately looking for a fuck. Cause nails work better... or I just desperately wanted this definition to work. I think screwed this definitions ratings)
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a disrespectful slang term used by prisoners to describe prison officers.
The screws beat me up real good the other nite
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A nail with threads.
I'm going to use this screw to hang the moose head on. Hand me the hammer.
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1. To have sex
2. Similar to the word "fuck", screw can be used to mean to mess someone up or treat them badly
3. To mess something up, turn things for the worse, usually followed by the word "up"
1. Did Jane and Dave really screw last night?
2. They totally screwed me by charging me twice!
3. I really can't screw up this job interview, I need money.
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The sonar identified the submarine as British, Trafalgar class, having a single screw.
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refers to a technique of remixing rap music which developed in the Houston rap scene in the early 1990s by Robert Earl Davis Jr. aka DJ Screw. This is accomplished by slowing the tempo.
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(verb)Trinidadian Lingo:- to be sour; to appear disgruntled and moody.

other lingo with SAME MEANING : to benn, to twiss
Guy walks with a moody, try to be gangsta look.
EVERYONE: DO NOT SCREW!!
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