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8.
Another word for vomit, munt, spew, etc. Seems to be a mainly Melbourne term.
Ergh, I feel so seedy. I think I might go have a quick boff in the bushes.
by jigsaw youth. April 12, 2011
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9.
(Leicester slang) A friendly 'insult' to describe someone who is clever.
She got 48 out of 50 on the test! What a boff.
by Sarah H June 18, 2004
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10.
What nerds say when they mock other nerds.
That guy is such a boff!
by AniMality January 06, 2009
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11.
To let a quite one rip
A small quite fart sounds like "boff"
by TomskiBOTN November 17, 2007
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12.
Usually the gutteral sound of disaproval made by a stuffy man with a mustache, but can be used as a verbal expression of joy, fear, anger, etc.
Boff, bring us more cherry tomatoes.
by johnfright October 20, 2010
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13.
Something rubbish, crap, ridcleous.
"Bebo is fuckin boff mate."
by Soffy February 03, 2008
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14.
To Boff is to close a deal in a sales environment with little or no hope that the deal will stick or an invoice raised pertaining to the order will ever be honoured.

It is an effective sales tactic only if you know you will be in a job no longer than 3 months.

Effective ways to "Boff" would be to uncover personal details by playing a game.

i.e "Can I guess your bank details?"

Or to do it by sleight of hand. i.e. "If you give me your address I can send you out some information" in the full knowledge that you will gain bonus from this poor schmuck whose getting some junk mail they may never make use of.

Excessive "Boffing" can lead to unemployment or excessive office bitching and should be avoided at all costs.
"I just boffed one in!"

"That deal was such a Boff"

"Does he know he's just been Boffed?"

"You are such a Boffer!"
by Ben Hawkes October 19, 2007
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