A short, odorless, basso-profundo fart. Also, the act of emitting such a fart. Usually considered vulgar. Named after the Roman Catholic theologian Leonardo Boff.
Someone on the elevator let out a boff just as the door closed. A man in a business suit said, "All right, who boffed?"
by vonTrips August 21, 2009
What nerds say when they mock other nerds.
That guy is such a boff!
by AniMality January 06, 2009
(Leicester slang) A friendly 'insult' to describe someone who is clever.
She got 48 out of 50 on the test! What a boff.
by Sarah H June 18, 2004
Fuck or screw, not love just done to get off. No particular speed or place.
Jane, let's go boff.
by Roger of Moore's Law April 27, 2004
Something rubbish, crap, ridcleous.
"Bebo is fuckin boff mate."
by Soffy February 03, 2008
To Boff is to close a deal in a sales environment with little or no hope that the deal will stick or an invoice raised pertaining to the order will ever be honoured.

It is an effective sales tactic only if you know you will be in a job no longer than 3 months.

Effective ways to "Boff" would be to uncover personal details by playing a game.

i.e "Can I guess your bank details?"

Or to do it by sleight of hand. i.e. "If you give me your address I can send you out some information" in the full knowledge that you will gain bonus from this poor schmuck whose getting some junk mail they may never make use of.

Excessive "Boffing" can lead to unemployment or excessive office bitching and should be avoided at all costs.
"I just boffed one in!"

"That deal was such a Boff"

"Does he know he's just been Boffed?"

"You are such a Boffer!"
by Ben Hawkes October 19, 2007
Big Ol' fat fucker, one who is stupid and fat. Also "BOF"
"Man that kid Javi is a BOFF dude"
"Fer sure bro"
by ManBoney June 04, 2007

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