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Bigots' Law 

Bigots' Law states that the first to shout "bigot" at another in a discussion is the most bigoted bigot in said discussion!

Also known as "dropping a b bomb".
The OED defines "bigoted" as "having or revealing an obstinate belief in the superiority of one’s own opinions and a prejudiced intolerance of the opinions of others".

In political discussions often the word "bigot" (also known as the "b" word) is used as a mere insult by particular groups who adhere to a certain dogma, and shout accusations using the "b" word towards those who have differing opinions to themselves. Thus, actually meeting the definition of the "b" word themselves.

Analyses of political discussions show that in 95% of all uses, the most intolerant and bigoted people are those first to use the "b" word in a discussion. These people therefore break Bigots' Law, and contribute nothing to the actual discussion other than insulting another person with an attempted ad hominem slur or character assassination; thus the shouter of "bigot" is showing prejudiced intolerance towards differing opinion.

"Yous are bigots for having that opinion - how dare yous disagree with our superior opinion!" - this statement qualifies under "Bigots' Law" and highlights the sheer bigotry of calling someone a "bigot".

"Dropping a b bomb" is the logical equivalent to pulling a pin in a grenade and letting it explode in your own hand.
Bigots' Law by BigMan25 September 11, 2011
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Bigots restroom 

If a restaurant is going to bigoted against bigots, instead of saying no bigots, racists, or misogynists in this restaurant, or no bigot racist mysognist homophobe assholes allowed, they could have one restroom open for non bigot racist misogynist homophobes and non uptight folks, and another restroom for the bigots, racists, misogynists, homophobes, the bigot racist misogynist homophobes, and all other uptight people non mentioned but in a similar category so that they don't end up having to take a shit around each other. Getting rid of the uptight folks doesn't make your restaurant or your country less uptight, and it doesn't make any group more respectable either.
Nowadays there are no more whites only restrooms, just a non bigot wonderful human being restroom and a bigot scumbag asshole who will never pass for a human being no matter what they do restroom next to it. The bigots restroom will stay full of people who don't want to take a shit next to a nigger loving cocksucker gay rights activist, and the non bigots restroom will be full of people who don't want to take a shit around the abusive sexist Ku Klux Clan lynch mob next door, and still nobody will be happy with the outcome because people are people, they're assholes just like me.
Bigots restroom by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021

god hates bigots

The opposite of god hates fags. If you see someone holding a god hates bigots sign, give him/her a thumbs up, unless you are a bigot, in wich case just stand there and wait to be struck by lightning(Note: I am an Athiest and straight).
Bigot: "Hey, what's with the god hates bigots sign...UUUGGGH!
(Suddenly has a heart attack.)
god hates bigots by VanHelsing March 1, 2008

skatepark bigots 

Skatepark bigots are people who either resent a skate park near their house and try to subvert it or who vote constantly against any and all public funds to create them. Unfortunately they also have no clear idea as to what to offer kids in replacement and if you look very closely you will find very few overweight skateboarders!(for you skateboard bigots that would be a clue you just read).
" I can not believe for the third time in a row that the skatepark bigots voted the park down..it costs more to buy Kevlar for all the school teachers then the park would ever cost..."
skatepark bigots by DaynaS March 2, 2008

The Pride Flag Of Bigots Is Red 

A saying that means that if someone is a bigot, especially one who is proud of being a bigot, that it is a red flag and that person should be avoided.
GC: If those tr*nnies can have a pride flag, so can we.

Trans Ally: The pride flag of bigots is red.

Southern Bigots 

When, during intercourse, a woman farts and queefs simultaneously. Undoubtedly the man simply shakes his head and leaves.
Todd: Man, I'm just irritated with women these days.
Ted: Why's that?
Todd: Last night I was making this beautiful girl, then without any warning Southern bigots just burst through the room.
Ted: Please tell me you left...
Todd: Even a, "pardon me," wouldn't have kept me in her. She obviously was never taught manners.

Powerpuff Girls Against Bigots 

The Powerpuff Girls Against Bigots are literally whores!