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Varsity Benchwarmer 

The act of being on Varsity in any sport however being benched thought the season. Varsity benchwarmers are the top top benchwarmers at school. Also known as third string, and a lacrosse player on a football team
Tom: Dude! I got into Varsity football!
Dave: Sweet! what position?
Tom: Varsity benchwarmer
Dave: I never heard of that position

Tom: Sure you have! every professional team has one
Dave: WOW! thats cool, all the girls are gonna think your so hot since your on Varsity
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Varsity Benchwarmer by Spazmeoutdawg February 20, 2011

benchwarmer 

When you warm the bench with your weak, incompetent ass.
He is such a benchwarmer. At least, his ass warms the bench.
benchwarmer by admondaba January 14, 2011

benchwarmer 

someone who does not play because either

-Their Coaches are fucking retards and dont like them
-Others kids ahve the coaches balls in their mouth
-they are terrible
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Benchwarmer means

1. "how come bob doesnt play?"
"because he told coach john to go fuck himself"

2. "Why does anthony play over bob?"
"because anthony has the coaches cock in his mouth"

3. "How come billy hasnt played yet?"
"Because he is fat and terrible"

benchwarmer by abcedfefefefe May 3, 2006

Benchwarmer 

Benchwarmer is:
1) In sport, when player is not playing because he is on replacement.
2) In life, when someone is not trying to reach something in the goal of life
1) Defoe is not playing because he is on replacement, today will play Roman Pavlyuchenko.
2) He have not realised this plan because he is not doing somethig for that. Benchwarmer!
Benchwarmer by maxeQ January 31, 2009

Benchmarking 

The systematic process of becoming no better than anyone else.
After all the benchmarking we have done, I think we can finally boast that we are an LCD company.
Benchmarking by scanner1 June 5, 2011

Benchmarking 

To sit or be sitting on a bench or couch with no pants on.
"Gross dude! You're benchmarking my new sofa" -Will KitZel
Benchmarking by Will KitZel February 25, 2011
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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