Definitions by scanner1

caddywampus 

An aggressive action taken by a caddy after working 18 holes with a group of wealthy, rude, crooked businessmen.

Unexpected aggressive action by a golf caddy who is about five degrees off center.

We were playing a round of golf one day and occasionally giving our caddy a hard time. By the 18th hole, I guess he had had all he could take because the caddywampus all with our own clubs

caddywampus by scanner1 June 5, 2011

231 

An area code in Northern Lower Peninsula of Michigan.

Characterized by a population that can not order numbers correctly.

A form of Michigan dyslexia.

Did you hear that guy count to 10, must be a 231.

231 by scanner1 June 5, 2011

Benchmarking 

The systematic process of becoming no better than anyone else.

After all the benchmarking we have done, I think we can finally boast that we are an LCD company.

Benchmarking by scanner1 June 5, 2011