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The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!
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Beamer boy 

Beamer boy by Stock as a rock January 26, 2018

Beamer boy 

Beamer boy by yesung February 15, 2018

besmeargle

v.

To steal a smile from another who is unwilling or flat out refuses to smile. Typically done so the besmeargler and the besmearglee are the only parties privy to the action.
Bro, I was trying so hard to be mad at my girlfriend for embarrassing me at youth group but she besmeargled me so hard. Man, I’m so frustrated by how much I love her
besmeargle by DiamondDick9 May 23, 2020
A small egg shaped "charm" that sports, in no real semblance of a face, all the features of a face - nose, eyes, mouth. When activated, the Behelit's facial features come into alignment. At this point in time, the God Hand is summoned forth.

The red version of the Behelit, which allows its bearer to become one of the God Hand, has been known to cry blood when activated.
He wore a Behelit around his neck.
behelit by Kyle Ripman June 6, 2004
Bermet is a girl’s name. Which means “pearl”.
Bermet is very kindhearted girl.
Bermet by Becky Gr April 16, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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