v.
To steal a smile from another who is unwilling or flat out refuses to smile. Typically done so the besmeargler and the besmearglee are the only parties privy to the action.
To steal a smile from another who is unwilling or flat out refuses to smile. Typically done so the besmeargler and the besmearglee are the only parties privy to the action.
Bro, I was trying so hard to be mad at my girlfriend for embarrassing me at youth group but she besmeargled me so hard. Man, I’m so frustrated by how much I love her
by DiamondDick9 May 23, 2020
Get the besmearglemug. Adj.
How a citizen's "supporters" feel when they when they realize the citizen doesn't have the problem, they do. It is always good to identify the citizen's "supporters" as subjects.
How a citizen's "supporters" feel when they when they realize the citizen doesn't have the problem, they do. It is always good to identify the citizen's "supporters" as subjects.
Subject Oliver: You need help!
Citizen East: If you want to help, then sure, I'll take it. Let's get swell! I wouldn't want you feel sawful, Oliver!
Citizen East: If you want to help, then sure, I'll take it. Let's get swell! I wouldn't want you feel sawful, Oliver!
by DiamondDick9 June 04, 2022
Get the Sawfulmug. When a woman arches her back over a man so while she’s slurping his man-meat, he’s both eating her ass and diddling her clam. Requires intense focus and discipline to get the most out of
by DiamondDick9 May 10, 2020
Get the Inverted 69mug. Alias
Alter-ego of officer Eric Keenan, who along with Top Dog, Miles Parker, take a bite out of crime, both on the streets, and in there own ranks. Called sinister due to his left-handedness and his covert way of operating, determined to solve the case of his mother, Nancy's assassination.
Blinded from a young aged, then losing his ears in the same bomb that killed his mom, slick 'ric, the Snakeman is gifted bionic eyes in an experimental medical procedure. With an acute sense on smell, heat vision, and a cybernetic ally, Pete the Beta Constrictor, he just might be able to clean up the streets of New London... if the Conniving Prince Lord Gary Kingman doesn't get to him first!
Alter-ego of officer Eric Keenan, who along with Top Dog, Miles Parker, take a bite out of crime, both on the streets, and in there own ranks. Called sinister due to his left-handedness and his covert way of operating, determined to solve the case of his mother, Nancy's assassination.
Blinded from a young aged, then losing his ears in the same bomb that killed his mom, slick 'ric, the Snakeman is gifted bionic eyes in an experimental medical procedure. With an acute sense on smell, heat vision, and a cybernetic ally, Pete the Beta Constrictor, he just might be able to clean up the streets of New London... if the Conniving Prince Lord Gary Kingman doesn't get to him first!
"You're a Snakeman, Eric! I've told you before, this is not how we operate on the force. Standard protocol is vital to the integrity of our institution! If officers like you give yourself the authority to charge in unwarranted to clean up this mess of a city, you're no better than the crooked officers we all want uprooted. You bending the rules will only be used as an excuse for those who seek to bribe my officers to take over our city! You will not get another warning, Officer Keenan. If this sinister Snakeman wants to be a criminal, I can't stop tell him not to, but I can command you to bring him to justice. Understood Eric?!"
Commissioner Owen Howell of the New London PD
Commissioner Owen Howell of the New London PD
by DiamondDick9 July 06, 2022
Get the Snakemanmug. SHIMMY-DINING on its own is a form of making out that involves feeling each other's brains through each other's hair while grinding against each other.
It becomes Shimmy-Dining "Through the Wormhole" when the act of smoochin' and scootin' leads to full penetration.
It becomes Shimmy-Dining "Through the Wormhole" when the act of smoochin' and scootin' leads to full penetration.
It was a well known fact that when drank and got down to shimmy-dining, she couldn't stop herself from going through the wormhole.
by DiamondDick9 June 04, 2022
Get the SHIMMY-DININGmug. People who have identified a person's urban dictionary account to ship some nasty submarine conspiracy about the account users love/sex life. Shquaters act like the know what they are taking about, in terms of keeping trolls in the dungeons, but Shquaters are a most heinous for of troll.
Shquater #1: Diamonddick9 finna ruin his reputation with the Inverted 69
Shquater #2: And that Big Ben thing, he's obviously insecure about his underutilized penis.
Shquater #2: And that Big Ben thing, he's obviously insecure about his underutilized penis.
by DiamondDick9 June 11, 2022
Get the Shquatermug. While it is important to set up boundaries and protect their integrity, as when an individual surrenders their boundaries, they surrender their freedom. That's not to say individuals cannot take boundaries too far.
When an individual believes in their right to set up boundaries wherever and however they please, they become boundary nazis. Take for example a two neighbors fighting over a tree between their yard. The is a distinct boundary defined by the municipality that both neighbors must abide by. A boundary nazi would claim that their right to the tree supercedes the neighbors right to the tree, and would build a fence around the tree claiming they have a right to protect their yard through any means necessary and that to challenge them would be a trespass on their property.
Often, people will claim they have a right to set up establishments that only serve "certain types" of people. Of course it is acceptable for an establishment to have a dress code, but a boundary nazi would take it too far, claiming they have a right to only allow busty women into their bar. This is a violation, and not an acceptable boundary (Though I understand that is a depressing rule).
When an individual believes in their right to set up boundaries wherever and however they please, they become boundary nazis. Take for example a two neighbors fighting over a tree between their yard. The is a distinct boundary defined by the municipality that both neighbors must abide by. A boundary nazi would claim that their right to the tree supercedes the neighbors right to the tree, and would build a fence around the tree claiming they have a right to protect their yard through any means necessary and that to challenge them would be a trespass on their property.
Often, people will claim they have a right to set up establishments that only serve "certain types" of people. Of course it is acceptable for an establishment to have a dress code, but a boundary nazi would take it too far, claiming they have a right to only allow busty women into their bar. This is a violation, and not an acceptable boundary (Though I understand that is a depressing rule).
Bro #1: So I texted Heather to set up a time to work on our project, and messaged that I was harassing her and if I messaged her again, she would get a restraining order.
Bro #2: That shit sucks Bud, Heather's a total boundary nazi. Just ask tell the teacher and ask for a new partner, entitled boundary nazis like that are never worth the hassle.
Bro #2: That shit sucks Bud, Heather's a total boundary nazi. Just ask tell the teacher and ask for a new partner, entitled boundary nazis like that are never worth the hassle.
by DiamondDick9 June 02, 2022
Get the Boundary Nazimug.