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1. a BMW
2. a nice car
"hey, my boyfriend just got a beamer."
"that's so tite"
by bigheavenlyeyes July 21, 2005
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1. a BMW
2. a hella hott car
i fucked your little sister in the backseat on my new beamer last night
by alyson saunders July 01, 2007
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A way morons spell bimmer.
"Dude, your uncle's beamer is sweet! I wish I could afford one"
"It's 'bimmer', you fucktard, and you'll never be able to afford one because stupid people are poors."
by billobob August 10, 2006
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When a woman's breasts are very perky. Almost to the point where they're pointing upwards, like your high-beam headlights on a car.
"Man! That bitche's beamers are starin me right in the face!"
by Zebulante elZorro March 06, 2008
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One who has devoted his life to playing video games. Originates from all the beaming that goes on during gameplay. A common synonym is steamer.
I am such a beamer. I played 47 matches of FIFA07 straight, without a break.
by DimDog March 14, 2007
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"Hey, look at that blue beamer over there."
by angler4941 October 04, 2008
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An old Northern Irish slang word for when someone goes red with embarrassment.
Matty pulled Moley's shorts down in the middle of PE. He took a pure beamer!
by Bannwhatsit January 20, 2014
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