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when a girl gives a guy head.
damn, man i got some major behizz last night!
behizz by youknowwhoitizz1125 January 11, 2008
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Cumming and then throwing glitter on it.
DAMNIT! I can't get this bejizzle out my hair or sheets!
Bejizzle by Kapt'n and Kitty June 3, 2014
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To engage in sexual activity with someone- usually implies jizzing on/in them. Only men can perform bejizzlement
bejizzle by marcy, son, whut December 13, 2005

Bejizzled 

Cumming on someone and then throwing glitter in it.
I bejizzled my girlfriend to ring in the new year. She now looks like a disco ball!
Bejizzled by Shades of glory January 14, 2018
Bhizz is a man who has so much chest hair it is defined as a "sweater" and may be mistaken for a bear.
Holy shit! A Bear!
Nah man, that's just Bhizz.
Bhizz by Are Dubb January 24, 2011
1. The pleasureful reaction a gay man gets from seeing large amounts of rhinestones.

2. A passionate side-effect of seing over-the-top, sparkly, or high fashion clothing worn right and looking fierce.

3. The jizzing of rhinestones.
Ex. As he held up the tie he adorned in rhinestones spelling out 'Judas' for the upcoming Lady GaGa show, he exclaimed, "OMFG! It looks so good! I am about to bejizzle. Now I want to put studs on everything."

Ex. Holy shit! Did you see how amazing her shoulder pads were? They were so sparkly, I almost bejizzled.

Ex. Seeing the dance that goes along with the new record is going to make me bejizzle all over the place.
Bejizzle by SparklySammyGaGa May 2, 2011

bedizzled 

when a girl is bedizzle'd , she got pregnant by sum1
she cheated on me so i bedizzled her 3 times in a row
bedizzled by da dizzle April 24, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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