Bejizzle

Cumming and then throwing glitter on it.

DAMNIT! I can't get this bejizzle out my hair or sheets!

Bejizzle by Kapt'n and Kitty June 3, 2014

bejizzle

To engage in sexual activity with someone- usually implies jizzing on/in them. Only men can perform bejizzlement

I bejizzled your mom.

bejizzle by marcy, son, whut December 13, 2005

Bejizzle

1. The pleasureful reaction a gay man gets from seeing large amounts of rhinestones.

2. A passionate side-effect of seing over-the-top, sparkly, or high fashion clothing worn right and looking fierce.

3. The jizzing of rhinestones.

Ex. As he held up the tie he adorned in rhinestones spelling out 'Judas' for the upcoming Lady GaGa show, he exclaimed, "OMFG! It looks so good! I am about to bejizzle. Now I want to put studs on everything."

Ex. Holy shit! Did you see how amazing her shoulder pads were? They were so sparkly, I almost bejizzled.

Ex. Seeing the dance that goes along with the new record is going to make me bejizzle all over the place.

Bejizzle by SparklySammyGaGa May 2, 2011

Bejizzle

(Usually performed between two men) the act of ejaculating on ones chest or face then throwing a hand full of glitter on the effected region

"OW EM GEE brian your bejizzled chest looks great"

Bejizzle by Cuz dumpster April 18, 2018

bejizzle

adv. - The act of firing one's love juice in the form of a snowflake. Usually seen in patterns resembling middle- eastern calligraphy.

1. Dude, I just bejizzled the shit out that bitch!

2. The castle was adorned with bejizzems dating back to the Ping Dynasty.

3. That nigga tried to bejizzle me when we was cellmates.

bejizzle by Whores of da Beershit Ministry August 12, 2009

Bejizzle

Contamporary urban version of the irish expletive bejesus

Bejizzle I need a pizzle ma nizzle!

Meaning o my, goodness gracious etc.

Bejizzle by Joe Wharton December 3, 2007

Bejizzle

When you cum on someone and leave it there to crystallise

- Omg Tim just bejizzled Laura yesterday.
- I know, she was sparkling in the sun. Now she has the skin of a killer

Bejizzle by Moonchlover April 20, 2023