Bewizzled

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1. The state of bewilderment with a hint of a sexual turn on.

2. A funny word for Jizz

Girl: I'm headed out to Vegas tomorrow.

Guy: What are you gonna do there?

Girl: I'm gonna get drunk and pass out in as many clubs as, I can!

Guy:.......

Girl: Did, I just bewizzle you?

Guy: Yeah...I just bewizzled my pants.

Bewizzled by TheOneAndOnlyMcMuffin March 5, 2011

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bedazzled meat curtains

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.

When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

bedazzled meat curtains by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010

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beswizzled

A state of intoxication brought about by copious consumption of alcohol, just above tipsy, and just below really fucking drunk.

"How's it going?" "I just drank half a bottle of Vodka, so I'm a little beswizzled."

beswizzled by clone141167 September 30, 2012

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Bejizzle

Cumming and then throwing glitter on it.

DAMNIT! I can't get this bejizzle out my hair or sheets!

Bejizzle by Kapt'n and Kitty June 3, 2014

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Bedazzled

The act of adding bling ( glitter, jewels ) to a clothing item. Often popular among latino men. A animalistic form of attracting a mate ( much like the peacock ) most commonly worn in da club !

shirt guido jewels bedazzled

Bedazzled by sherman dash June 2, 2010

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bizzled

Very Intoxicated, usually a combination of weed and alcohol.

K-Unit: At the party I had so many drinks I was pretty bizzled.

bizzled by Gamma_5 October 29, 2004

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befuzzled

Confused, baffled, bemused, perplexed.

"I don't know, you've got me all befuzzled!"

befuzzled by Tannii April 30, 2006

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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