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bedazzled meat curtains 

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.
When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

beswizzled 

A state of intoxication brought about by copious consumption of alcohol, just above tipsy, and just below really fucking drunk.
"How's it going?" "I just drank half a bottle of Vodka, so I'm a little beswizzled."
beswizzled by clone141167 September 30, 2012
Cumming and then throwing glitter on it.
DAMNIT! I can't get this bejizzle out my hair or sheets!
Bejizzle by Kapt'n and Kitty June 3, 2014

Bedazzled 

The act of adding bling ( glitter, jewels ) to a clothing item. Often popular among latino men. A animalistic form of attracting a mate ( much like the peacock ) most commonly worn in da club !
shirt guido jewels bedazzled
Bedazzled by sherman dash June 2, 2010
Very Intoxicated, usually a combination of weed and alcohol.
K-Unit: At the party I had so many drinks I was pretty bizzled.
bizzled by Gamma_5 October 29, 2004

befuzzled 

"I don't know, you've got me all befuzzled!"
befuzzled by Tannii April 30, 2006