(adjective) - Wicked hard core; hard core enough to staple your leg instead of getting stitches.
"This weekend my cousin turned on a chainsaw while it was resting on my leg and I got this nasty ass gash!"
"Shit, I hope you got stitches!"
"Nah I stapled it."
"...You austacious motherfucker, you."
Strikingly bold, poetic, and elegant — in a way that leaves a lasting mark.
She didn’t just speak — she painted silence into sound.
Each word fell like thunder wrapped in velvet.
That wasn’t a poem.
That was Austacious.”
When the pen bleeds truth and the rhythm heals pain —
you don’t call it pretty.
You call it Austacious.”
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.