Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties is an underground urban
legend about a gay boy who can be summoned by a certain phrase/game.
He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.
Victims of his crimes spend all of their
time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for
new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be
nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.
The poem associated with him is;
“*Alickity Dickity
Saggy Mitties*,say it 3 times and he’ll be there like a kitty. To know he has
came, just call out his name. Beware of your
pickle, cause he’ll come to tickle. And when your not looking, he’ll use it for cooking..”