To be a belunker of ones ass. To
pack the fudge, give a human booster
shot, or to star on queer eye for the sraight
guy. Any one who is referred to as an assbelunker, probably is one, and should crawl inside their own ass and die.
"Eat penguin
shit, you assbelunker."
"When your done belunking your self in the ass, can you please help me sweep the
floor, Mrs. Langcaster, you assbelunker."
"That vice principal made me get the juice box i threw into the bleachers and throw it in the
garbage, so I called him an assbelunker, and he accepted it."