assmelonker
look at that assmelonker over thier.
assmelonker by mike rouch October 10, 2003
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assbelunker
An anal dwelling dwarf whos job is to the clean the ass from which it dwells. Usually named Gabe...otherwise known as a homosexual.
assbelunker by greg September 9, 2004
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asspelunker
1.) A derogatory word used inplace of homosexual. 2.) One who spelunks asses, usually with their penis.
asspelunker by Baal September 14, 2003
assbelunker
An anal cave explorer. Otherwise known as homosexual, pillow biter, ass cannon loader, friend of dorothy, pole rider etc.
assbelunker by contact May 23, 2004
Assbelongker
In a condinance to Assmaster
One who is below Assmaster or learning the ways of Assmasterier
When used in turn of calling someone a Assbelongker;
Insult- Meaning someone who is extremly gay or loving of the Anal Sex (FOR MALES ONLY)
Props- Meaning someone who is learning the ways of becoming a Master of the Ass
One who is below Assmaster or learning the ways of Assmasterier
When used in turn of calling someone a Assbelongker;
Insult- Meaning someone who is extremly gay or loving of the Anal Sex (FOR MALES ONLY)
Props- Meaning someone who is learning the ways of becoming a Master of the Ass
*after someone says something that really pissed you off at the wrong time*
Shane, your such a fucking assbelongker. Damn it!
*After your best friend got a nice piece of ass*
Dude, I didn't know you where taking after Jonny! You'er becoming a really assbelongker
Shane, your such a fucking assbelongker. Damn it!
*After your best friend got a nice piece of ass*
Dude, I didn't know you where taking after Jonny! You'er becoming a really assbelongker
Assbelongker by Adriel J. Longsworth October 14, 2007
assbelunker
To be a belunker of ones ass. To pack the fudge, give a human booster shot, or to star on queer eye for the sraight guy. Any one who is referred to as an assbelunker, probably is one, and should crawl inside their own ass and die.
"Eat penguin shit, you assbelunker."
"When your done belunking your self in the ass, can you please help me sweep the floor, Mrs. Langcaster, you assbelunker."
"That vice principal made me get the juice box i threw into the bleachers and throw it in the garbage, so I called him an assbelunker, and he accepted it."
"When your done belunking your self in the ass, can you please help me sweep the floor, Mrs. Langcaster, you assbelunker."
"That vice principal made me get the juice box i threw into the bleachers and throw it in the garbage, so I called him an assbelunker, and he accepted it."
assbelunker by Nick The Man December 28, 2005
assbehonker
assbehonker by AC December 26, 2003
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