ASSFAGGOTS

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An abbreviated name for an online game genre. Stands for "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides". Sometimes shortened to MOBA (Mobile Online Battle Arena). Examples include the popular games DOTA 2 and League of Legends.

John: Hey Bill, do you want to play ASSFAGGOTS later?
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.

ASSFAGGOTS by Without Me September 23, 2020

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assfaggots

An interjection used to enter any conversation where you are unsure about the topic. Can also be used to universally answer and intentionally annoy or undermine the previous topic of conversation. The standard form used to enter a conversation is a question; "Do you mean assfaggots?"

Person I (in conversation with Person II): Hey, did you see that new episode of {insert primetime television program here} last night?

(Person III walks in)

Person III: You mean assfaggots?

Person II (in conversation with Person I): Have you heard that new single by {insert musical performance artist(s) here}?

(Person III walks in)

Person III: You mean assfaggots?

assfaggots by Captain Manifesto July 7, 2011

Cocksexual Assfaggot

A man, specifically a gay man who lusts after the cock while dreaming and fantasizing about having it shoved up his ass.

Roland you cocksexual assfaggot, get the hell away from me!

Cocksexual Assfaggot by SpofoAnon March 8, 2008

assmaggot

A whiny, sniveling, and ungrateful person. This word coined (AFAIK) by Nihil8r, and first used on the comments board at fark.com on 4/30/03.

how about you be mature and gracious they did you a favor you goddamned assmaggot (From the original posting.)

assmaggot by Pending April 30, 2003

assfaggot

One who takes a cock in thyn ass.

Brad is an assfaggot. He works at a chocolate factory as a fudgepacker.

assfaggot by Steve Viola February 27, 2008

assfaggot

a homosexual who only takes it in the ass or gives it. but doesnt like cock but is still s butt-fucker

dude, i think frasier is a huge assfaggot

assfaggot by alex santana July 22, 2004

Assfaggot

A homosexual who uses his sexuality as a weapon by shoving hampsters up their asshole, records public gay porn and wanks on the bus with porn

Jimmy: hey could you not like... record gay porn outside my house, my kids are creeped out.
Assfaggot: hey respect my rights! ooo jeezus christ!

Assfaggot by assjuicer342 November 1, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026