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1. fark
1. Cyber-plaza where stories, comments, individuality and creativity are promoted.
2. Hang out for sociophobes, psychopaths, perverts, losers, 4ax0rs, l33ts, kittys and Admiral Ackbar.
3. A good waste of bandwidth.
Drew spilled beer on the fark server again.
by Orius Sep 3, 2002 share this
2. Fark
A substitute for profanity, esp. fuck, mostly in places where profanity is filtered/prohibited
The farking game just died on me!
by Concerto Nov 6, 2003 share this
3. fark
A 'not-news' clearing house
Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal
4. fark
to make a website unavailable by sending massive amounts of users to it see DOS
man, we farked that site!
by farkette Jan 2, 2003 share this
5. fark
Fark means to waste $5 a month trying to be defined by insults, boob shots, racist epithets, scabs, pustules, goiters, dendroids, dermoids, and all other kinds of disgusting ephemera.

To Fark someone means to whisper tenderly in their ear how much you dislike them while you slowly and silently ease from your sphincter smells that would make maggots gallop.
"Do you like my boobs?"

"Your undermoobs are unremarkable."

"Fark you."

"Show me your insulin pump."

"Oh, Daddy."
6. fark
fark (v)- to go over to a girl's house, get drunk, have sex with her, and then wake up in the middle of the night and pee on her bed, resulting in her departure from her own bed, leaving you by yourself

etymology- this word comes from an incident involving my friend who is often referred to as babyfark mcgeezaxs or fark for short. needless to say, his actions are so unique that they deserve their own distinct term, named after fark himself.
Wow dude, I totally farked that girl last night after we partied. I cant believe she didnt kill me after I soaked those sheets.
7. fark
a big chunky fart
Dude, i accidently farked at Lisa's house yesterday.

I farked and and the house smelled really bad.
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