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arshmonkey by Jena December 28, 2003
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assmonkey
A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.
Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."
Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."
assmonkey by Minor Ramblings September 22, 2005
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assmonkey
1:(n) a complete idiot
2:(n) a useless individual
3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position
2:(n) a useless individual
3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position
1: "only an assmonkey wouldn't know that"
2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up"
3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"
2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up"
3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"
assmonkey by GODS GIFT TO AIRTRANSPORT SAFETY May 9, 2008
assmonkey
'That guy is such an AssMonkey!'
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Assmonkey by Samantha Sanchez aka Sammy October 31, 2008
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