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A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.
Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt." "God, could Nicholas be any more of an assmonkey? RTFM, n00b."
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| 2. | assmonkey | ||
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1.Someone that asks stupid questions.
2.A complete idiot. 'That guy is such an AssMonkey!'
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1:(n) a complete idiot
2:(n) a useless individual 3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position 1: "only an assmonkey wouldn't know that"
2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up" 3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?" |
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| 4. | assmonkey | ||
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1. A homosexual man.
2. An asshole with the intelligence of a monkey. 3. A homosexual man with the intelligence of a monkey being an asshole. 4. A total fucking idiot (see fucktard) 5. Actual monkey in someone's ass. "What a barrel of fucking assmonkeys."
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| 5. | assmonkey | ||
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Someone or something that, on purpose or by accident, regularly screws up situations that take a lot of time, patience and effort to get to, including finishing an artistic masterpiece or concluding successful business negotiations. Assmonkey! You knocked over my domino chain! That thing took three fucking hours to set up!
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Someone justified as an idiot.Literal terms would be the ass of a monkey. Gosh, Jonathan! You're such an assmonkey!
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/ass•mon•key/ -noun. cebus anus ~ 1. a distinct group of male primates with the intelligence level of a donkey. 2. a very harsh derogatory term used to describe a feminine male that exhibts homoerotic tendencies.
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