appsident

The act of prematurely posting an incomplete thought.

I spent 45 minutes mentally editing this definition to avoid an appsident.

appsident by SpankyVargas6742 December 27, 2013

appidentally 

Trying to select an app on a smartphone or tablet, but by touching the wrong icon, another app is selected. Instead of closing the incorrect app, the user finds the app pleasing and stays with it, forgetting the intended app.

"Dude, I thought you were going to text me!"

"I was going to, but I appidentally got Candy Crushed!"

appidentally by mindmeld March 13, 2015

Assidentally 

When you do something accidentally with your ass.

Lauren assidentally dialed me all night long.

Assidentally by icwish April 28, 2010

appidextrous 

The ability of someone to be able to use two different applications that do basically the same thing. Their ability is a display of their knowledge, wisdom or age.

Glenn is awesome at Lotus Notes and Excel. He is so appidextrous!

appidextrous by stranman December 7, 2015

assident 

When you are having sex with a girl and your penis accidentally comes out too far and goes back into her asshole. She usually screams in horror.

Girl: AAAHHHH!!!!!

Guy: Sorry, babe. Assidents will happen.

assident by The Dersk April 16, 2008

Appsentia 

An Applicatioin that is Past its Prime

That App was HOT a year ago, but where is it today? In appsentia

Appsentia by EStarr(z) July 20, 2010

Assident 

When you confuse a guy wearing emo fag tight pants as a girl with a nice ass. This can lead to one feeling partially homosexual.

Me and dan were drivin'... im like "fuck Dan, look at that ass" hes like "I think thats a dude!"

Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"

We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"

Assident by Ryan Cash December 10, 2007