46 definitions by icwish
The Knock on Wood Card is a wooden card that's perfect to knock on if you don't have any other wood around.
Ian "I've never gotten a speeding ticket. Knock on Wood...wait there's no wood around!"
Jed "Oh yes there is, check out The Knock on Wood Card!"
Ian "That's dope, thanks Jed!"
Jed "Oh yes there is, check out The Knock on Wood Card!"
Ian "That's dope, thanks Jed!"
by icwish October 11, 2009
by icwish January 6, 2022
When you take a selfie of your balding head by perfectly positioning the camera above to see the ever growing scalp.
To effectively monitor his hair loss, Ian takes a Scalpie every morning after getting out of the shower.
by icwish March 7, 2015
by icwish July 5, 2009
"That's hysterical! Digi#"
by icwish June 29, 2009
by icwish July 13, 2009
Jessica was able to thinagle her way out of eating a bagel with cream cheese by claiming she was lactose intolerant.
by icwish April 28, 2010