Altitis 

The mental disease of making too many alts. One with altitis can't just play one character, he/she has a need or desire to play many.

I have altitis, look at all my alts!
2 priests
3 druids
1 paladin
2 mages
3 rogues
2 hunter
2 warlocks
2 shamans

Altitis by Crazy Squirrel December 28, 2005

Artitism 

Name for a condition given to a female whose artistic skills go beyond comprehension... So much that the word artistry is just not enough to validate this female's abilities as an artist.

To bad that Djemila's artitism is not contagious. The world would be a more beautiful place if it was.

Artitism by SonRisa March 29, 2013

Altitus 

A disease that prevents MMORPG players from wanting to play their "main" characters, and makes them want to play alternate characters instead.

Phalkor: Hey man, have you seen Kelenya? We need some DPS for this raid.

Darhen: Naw man, he has a serious case of altitus lately...I think he's on his pally.

Altitus by Jimmily July 3, 2008

Altiris 

Slang for shoddy, unusable computer software

Dammit, this Altiris crashed my server again.

Altiris by giant_wayne August 25, 2009

altiris 

A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to

Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands

altiris by Bernard March 4, 2005

Antitis 

A condition in which one or more ants infest an area and explode. If such an occurrence affects consumer hardware, such as an mp3 player, it will not be covered by the standard warranty.

Jake: "What happened to your Zune?"

Zakk: "An ant crawled inside it and exploded. It got antitis."

Antitis by ConfusingBoat January 1, 2011

altititude 

Slang for mile high breast play.

We went to the airplane bathroom together where he spent half the flight checking the altititude.

altititude by Zlat May 28, 2010