15 definitions by Bernard

pissy

irritible, annoying see wordPMS

don't get all pissy on me.

by Bernard April 11, 2003

thick creamy load

a mans "special sauce"

"hello im MATT MILLER and i want you to empty your thick creamy load on my chest"

by Bernard February 2, 2005

cockblocker

to try to stop one from getting booty

stop cockblokin nigga

by Bernard December 3, 2003

shoom

similar to the shoop except wiping the face NOT the inside of mouth.NO ORAL PENETRATION HOKAY

"goddamit matt you fucking shoomed me with man paste dickwad"

by Bernard February 2, 2005

penetration

to "poke" someone in a bodily orifice

COME OVER HERE AND PENETRATE ME BIG BOy

by Bernard February 2, 2005

furby

Munoz! See Munoz for a fuller definition

Munoz is such a furby!

by Bernard March 9, 2005

Jumbalator

1.n. Mechanical device consisting of a large PVC chair, a plastic phallus and several electrodes.

2 n. Any device designed to enhance one's moments of 'leisure'.

Man! that Jumbalator makes me wanna shit! Gee, it's like having an eight inch long vibrating turd, dude!

by Bernard August 16, 2003