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take a slam 

to take a slam is to shit. thouroughly! its a huge dump. one thats capable of blowing the back off the toilet. it is often jet-propelled, and accompanied by farts.
i gotta go take a slam, where's the air freshener?
take a slam by da trick biatch March 2, 2006

the nam-a-slam-a-jam-a hold 

A specific position in which you and your specific spouse participate in, most commonly a male and female. It is when the female sits upon the lap of the male and no words are exchanged yet there is a great amount of sexual tension which builds. This is usually hold usually implies "i'm not gonna bang you now, but i'm going to bang you later, and you're gonna take it."
That night at her crib, i totally gave her the nam-a-slam-a-jam-a hold. i totally banged her later that night.

take a slam 

takes a drag of weed
"c'mon shaun just take a slam"
take a slam by destinee85 April 16, 2006

Make a slam dunk 

Code word for having to poop
Hey guys where’s the bathroom? I have to make a slam dunk.
Make a slam dunk by FancyTurtle February 16, 2023

Slam-a-cow! 

An expression used when something surprising or upsetting occurs.
Ex. 1:
16-year-old girl - "Mom, I'm Pregnant."
Mother- "SLAM-A-COW!"

Ex. 2:
*Baker drops wedding cake on the ground*
"Slam-a-cow!"

Ex. 3:

Girl - "I don't want to have sex until I'm married."
Boy - "Slam-a-cow!"
Slam-a-cow! by raindropkisses October 2, 2010

Slam-A-licious Babes 

Attractive womenfolk,plural. There is no singular as they travel in packs.
"Dude check out those Slam-A-Licious Babes over there on that bench"

"THOSE ARE MEN!"

"Whatever deal with it."