9 definitions by Gerdemann25
"Dude check out those Slam-A-Licious Babes over there on that bench"
"THOSE ARE MEN!"
"Whatever deal with it."
"THOSE ARE MEN!"
"Whatever deal with it."
by Gerdemann25 August 2, 2007
Literally stands for "No My God". Translates more smoothly to "Oh my god no way". It is used to express extreme surprise at an unlikely event such as a hideous male scoring some Slam-A-Licious Babes. A first response
"I heard that Kartuigan is going out with Stacey now."
"NOMG, that's awesome. Way better than the Razorback he was dating before"
"NOMG, that's awesome. Way better than the Razorback he was dating before"
by Gerdemann25 October 9, 2007
by Gerdemann25 August 6, 2007
A form of basketball where there is a mini trampoline in front of both baskets so that even players with 0 hops can dunk
"Dude, I got a mini trampoline so we can play Slam Ball on Carlos's court"
"Yeah...Carlos died"
"Sounds like an open court to me."
"Yeah...Carlos died"
"Sounds like an open court to me."
by Gerdemann25 August 6, 2007
A hero of epic stories and legends. Over 900 years old he has conquered death and retired to his poon palace on mars. Occasionally seen on Earth when he must complete a quest. He was stationed at Zarganzig's Castle for many years and left in 1643 the day before the Whiiple Creek massacre. The massacre took place on that day because his departure gave the Asexual Trolls the courage to attack. Has killed over 467 men with his bare hands. Genghis Khan's right hand man
"Dude i haven't seen Crazy Eddy lately"
"Probably hitting up his poon palace with some Slam-A-licious babes"
"Trusay Dr. Butt Pirate"
"Probably hitting up his poon palace with some Slam-A-licious babes"
"Trusay Dr. Butt Pirate"
by Gerdemann25 August 2, 2007
The true author of Sun tzu's art of war. Also invented the boston steamer however that was earlier in his career and he did not take credit, claiming the inspiration came from his name. Sun Tzu was a peasant he paid to put his name on the book so it would sell better, unfortunately while it made him rich this move allowed history to forget him.
by Gerdemann25 August 2, 2007
A generally respectable person who exibits some bro-like characteristics. Such a person may listen to music such as Dave Matthews, Incubus or Jack Johnson. They may dress like a bro with a popped collar and plad shorts or they may use bro phrases like "Chill, lets just chill" or "Lets just kick back with the bros" or "Bro out man this is gonna b awesome" However, a Semi-Bro has the sense to only exhibit one or at most two of these behaviors and still has a chance to be a respected member of soceity. Generally a term of affection for someone that one enjoys the company of and as such the bro habits are amusing rather than frustrating in a Semi-Bro
"Dude lets hook up with Yeates and chill and play some gamecube"
"Wat are you, a bro? Listen to the words coming out of your mouth"
"F*ck you, im not a bro"
"Don't worry bout it man, you've just been hanging out with Jackson too much, your a Semi-Bro at most"
"Wat are you, a bro? Listen to the words coming out of your mouth"
"F*ck you, im not a bro"
"Don't worry bout it man, you've just been hanging out with Jackson too much, your a Semi-Bro at most"
by Gerdemann25 September 10, 2007