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wizzaculate 

The act of attempting to wizz when you have a full tank of semen and instead of urine coming out of your penis the flow is interrupted by ejaculate.
After not getting any for a month, Tim went to urinate and was surprised to wizzaculate all over the ivory throne.
wizzaculate by FrancisFerdinand September 29, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
A person who insists on peeing on public property; especially old women

originated in Pennsylvania by the infamous amish cabby, Dr. Zee
Zacharius was peeing on mrs. Shelby, he is a total Wizadork
Wizadork by Milton April 14, 2005
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your a wizzard hary 

You're a wizard Harry.

I'm a... WHAT?!

Harry, you're a wizard.

I'm a what?!

A wizard, Harry.

I'm a WIZARD?!

Yes Harry, you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry.

Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry!

No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!

NO! Harry, you are a wizard!

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!

A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!

Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

HARRY, you are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.
your a wizzard hary, im a what
Rubbish, not very good, utter crap, formed from the Snoop way of adding 'izz' to words for no particular reason - was originally 'wank'
Hey Jim what do you think of my new car?

Not impressed mate, it's a pile of old wizzank
wizzank by Russ T Bitz October 22, 2008
Referring to the urination out of the male dick.
My nigga had two kidney stones and he wizzdem both out.
Wizzdem by G-Boy June 11, 2006

Frank Wizza 

Frank Wizza implies that one is speaking of the great rapper, Christopher "BiggieSmalls" Wallace. "Biggie" selected this allegory of being the "King of New York" (Popular film starring Laurence Fishburn and Christopher Walken. Walken's character,(Frank White) became the most powerful figure among Notorious, underworld, drug dealers. Ie., A force to be reckoned with.
"Frank Wizza...far from soft or fragilla...play hard like Reggie Miller....rapper slash dope dealer slash go rilla slash illest turned iller
Frank Wizza by Abbottsford March 30, 2009
"Ima wizad" -c.w. 2016
wizad by SAS/CTBWM June 26, 2016
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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