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Winkerbean 

Name for a supposed friend who has anal intercourse with your dad.
Dude 1: Hey, I fucked your dad last night!

Dude 2: What the Fuck man!? You're such a Fuckin Winkerbean!!

Dude 1: Your dad fucks good man.
Winkerbean by DanG%25 February 12, 2008
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wickerbeast 

The wickerbeast are a cool type of furry because I'm black and white and I get to say the N word haha! Look boyfriend I'm here! Love ya! Also first here.
"That wickerbeast is scary but surprisingly thick.", Salt thought to himself
wickerbeast by PepsiDoggo November 21, 2021

Funky Winker Bean 

It's a man's stinky little penis. A man tool of non biblical proportions.
Jimmy was sexting pics of his "Funky Winker Bean" to any girl who asked.
Funky Winker Bean by MrMJaye2U February 24, 2019

finkerbean 

a outwords pertrution of the female clitoris
that finkerbean tasted nothing like a banana
finkerbean by dibbits July 1, 2005

Wonderbeaned 

When someone gets destroyed in a powerful or unexpected manner. To be utterly obliterated and use unconventional vocabulary to describe it.
Yo, this nibba got utterly wonderbeaned when he was in prison.

Wow. Fricking beaned.
Wonderbeaned by Dr. Flat Soda February 22, 2018

Dinkerbean 

When you're half asleep trying to call your dog stinker
I was trying to call me dog stinker but I was half asleep and said "dinkerbean" instead
Dinkerbean by Dr.Rockszo February 6, 2021

Weinerbeaner69 

When you get a meerkats penis that’s the same size as a bean and stuff it in a elephants trunk
Let’s weinerbeaner69 that meerkat and then commit arson
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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