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When someone gets spooped by a bean meme
YOU FRIGGIN MORON, YOU JSUT GOT BEANED. *Que Ear Rape* *Loud Bass*

Ive been tricked! Bamboozled! Triggered! BEEEEEEEENED!
by Your mynoduesp October 27, 2016
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Hit in the head with a thrown object. Originally a baseball term, in that context it means "hit in the head with a pitch."
Did you see that? She just beaned him with a dead fish!
by Tyler July 27, 2004
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An adjective describing a girl that just experienced a feeling of awkwardness and humiliation after making out with an awful kisser.
I felt so beaned after I let that kid make out with me
by yahoo456kia July 22, 2010
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When something happens to a person you know that is slightly misfortunate.
If your roommate comes home to a dead fish in their fish bowl, he/she got "beaned" or "beaned on"

You would say, "oh shit! You just got BEANED ON!"
by MasterChefBean69 November 13, 2016
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Beaned - As in drinking coffee and getting high/hyper off of it.

Like Beaming but Beaning... u'know?
Man I am so BEANED from that espresso shot!

Dude Java Hut's Coffee gets me so beaned every time!
by oceanpearl January 27, 2015
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The state of being simultaneously stoned & caffeinated from smoking weed and drinking coffee at the same time.
I'm totally beaned from that Seattle Speedball I had this morning.
by DoppelgangerAlpha June 04, 2016
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To be wasted on Ecstasy tablets.
"I was WELL beaned last nite bruv!"
by sirdropsalot March 21, 2007
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