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Wally Wacker 

The term "wally wacker" is synonymous of the terms: dick / cock / penis. The term is very popular in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States, especially West Virginia.

It may also be loosely related to the act of masturbation / "jacking off" where one wacks his wally.
I forgot to clean my wally wacker last night when taking a shower and was stuck smelling fish for the rest of the day.

Stress was abound and rather than hooking up with the lady, repulsive anymore, I went ahead and had a good and relaxing wally wacker.
Wally Wacker by UDMSTERRR February 13, 2010

willy wacker 

someone who doesnt stop wacking off. see also rory.
jesus man, stop wacking off all the time! your such a willy wacker.
willy wacker by toldjaso May 22, 2007

Willy wacker 

pulling down your pants and shouting anyone want be my willy wacker only bad thing is some people will kick you in the balla ouch that got hurt
Who like be my willy wacker it’s wacky it’s fun I’m about to cum
Willy wacker by Sex vibe July 7, 2018

willy wacker 

someone who likes to wank alot, more then the average person (dave faid)
For gods sake, do u have to be such a willy wacker!
willy wacker by natty April 29, 2004

Willy Wacker Pinky 

When you get your penis stuck in a blender so your dad plunges it out with a chainsaw.
Dad i have a willy wacker pinky problem

willy wanker 

British slang for male masturbation.
Someone who jacks off.
Not to be confused with Willy Wonka.
He masturbates all the time. He is such a willy wanker.
willy wanker by Worthleast January 5, 2009
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