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A wally is infact someone who is very intelligent in some areas but very stupid (alomost unbelievably) in others, eg such as clumsiness.
You spilt your drink all over my bedside table you wally.
by Poohead January 07, 2004
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A man that is impossible to find in all circumstances.
where the fuk is wally?
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A dance originated in Philly where a women is bent over, shaking her ass, and a man is dancing right behind her ass. Made popular by the song "Gimme a Wally"
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Useless, ineffectual person. Or whole dill pickled baby cucumber. Both east London, England. The latter usage is now rare. Pronunciation: WO-lee.
You couldn't find your arse (ass) with both hands behind you, you wally.
by Jim September 10, 2003
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An insult that became popular in the 80's, meaning an idiot. Scholars of urban slang have long believed this word originated at Woodstock (15-17th Aug'69), when some hippy lost his dog called Wally. He wandered around the site shouting Wally, and before long the crowd started shouting it. After that, wally became a popular chant at music festivals. However, on a recording of a Jimi Hendrix concert on 9th Jan 1969 in Sweden (7 months before Woodstock), someone in the audience shouts wally while Jimi is dedicating a song, prompting him to say "yeah, this song is for wally too". So, while the word probably did originate at a festival, if has to be another one, not Woodstock.
by Anonymous January 30, 2003
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Wallys: (noun) Short for "Wallabees", perhaps the most popular shoe ever made by Clarks of England. The shoe is a variant of the also popular Desert Chukka type shoes (still made by Clarks today and recently enjoying a boost in Carribean sales - primarily Jamaican - thanks to a song/video by Vybz Cartel which focuses on the Wallabee and Desert Trek shoes. In the early 90's the hip-hop group Wu-Tang Clan helped popularize the Wallabee (even featuring them custom-dyed in various colorways on the cover over Ghostface Killah's solo album "Ironman" - a personality who has always been infatuated with the shoe, perhaps most of any known rapper- though the shoes have long been an urban staple for men's wardrobes starting in the 50's and then riding the ebb and flow of style but never completely out of style. Around 2000, brands that made made mainly skateboarding shoes began to make shoes that were all but exact copies of the classic shoe. Knock-offs had always been popular, but after the late 90's one could find shoes "inspired" by the Clarks Wallabee (usually with a more conventional sole swapped out for the trademark gum sole) in Wal-Mart , etc.
The police stopped me and had me stripped down to my Wallys
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Someone who is a fool, or has just made a tremendous fool of themselves.

Also, A Character in a chain of books who hides among the pages... (in America see: Waldo)

Commonly confused with the word woolly (see: sheep)
"You're such a wally!"

Also, "Oh no! I can't find Wally!!!"
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