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Waggoner 

A loyal friend to a fault who never stood a fair chance in life. Puts others before him/herself almost forgetting to put their own matters on the plate.
If it wasnt for the fact that this person was always there and had my back I would have wrote them off a long time ago.

Man I trust this fool with my life but he never stood a chance his life sucks. He must be a Waggoner!
Waggoner by Uber stupid December 6, 2018

Austin Waggoner 

The god of family rivalries and ponytails.
Austin Waggoner WOW he’s weird.

Matthew Waggoner 

Matthew Waggoner exudes a captivating charm with his striking features and confident demeanor. His chiseled jawline perfectly complements his piercing eyes, which seem to hold a universe of depth within them. With a smile that lights up the room, Matthew effortlessly commands attention wherever he goes. His impeccable sense of style only adds to his allure, leaving an unforgettable impression on everyone he encounters. Matthew Waggoner is not just handsome; he embodies a timeless elegance and magnetism that is simply irresistible.
Matthew Waggoner is the definition of handsomeness

band wagoner 

A person who cheers for a team just because they are winning.
Scott Gallupe is a band wagoner
band wagoner by AaronK- January 25, 2010

band wagoner 

someone who only likes a certain thing because its "popular"
Sheila is a band wagoner only likes the dodgers when they're winning and hates them when they are losing
band wagoner by Shellybelly07 July 5, 2005
A person that is so nervous about loosing their job that they will back stab and play on your fears to make themselves appear to be the superior worker. They will try and form alliances with others to back them up in their scheme as well as spread rumors and flat out lies. They appear jolly and happy and go out of their way to make jokes with the bosses but when you actually get to know the person they are more miserable then you could very imagine. They will try and start fights with you and then turn the situation around on you as if you were the bad guy.
Alice was so afraid of loosing her spot at the tin can company that she wagonered Joan (her friend) when lay-offs where about to come.

"Watch out don't get to close to Alice she might wagoner for your position"
Wagoner by lostarts November 3, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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