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Vagitis
In gay man's terms, "The condition of 'pussying' out of meeting someone at the last minute; also known as 'flake syndrome.'" It is usually accompanied by a case of the "never hear from him again's."
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vacitis
Noun | vā · kītis |
The urge felt by someone coming back to work from vacation to call in sick in order to get just one more day off
The urge felt by someone coming back to work from vacation to call in sick in order to get just one more day off
Employee: I’m sorry boss, I know I was due back from vacation today but I seem to have picked up a stomach bug.
Boss: Uh-huh, sounds like acute vacitis to me.
Boss: Uh-huh, sounds like acute vacitis to me.
vacitis by VillainProtocol June 12, 2017
vagitis
vagitis by CaptainRedeye June 4, 2003
Vagitis
Peter had a "concusssion..." His vagitis is acting up and he will not be able to play football this season..
Vagitis by Giants1975LT September 12, 2018
Manic Deja vuitis
The social condition which causes one to become annoyed with having to repeat themselves to the same question over and over.
Jim: I would like a latte and make it skinny. My name is Jim.
Mary: would you like skim milk?
Jim: yes
Mary: what is your name?
Jim: Jim
Mary: I'm sorry did you say a latte? and what was your name?
Steve: Mam, you need to get checked out. I think you have Manic Deja vuitis!
Mary: would you like skim milk?
Jim: yes
Mary: what is your name?
Jim: Jim
Mary: I'm sorry did you say a latte? and what was your name?
Steve: Mam, you need to get checked out. I think you have Manic Deja vuitis!
Manic Deja vuitis by Medpilot July 22, 2011
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"