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UUT, sounded out as U - U - T, stands for Useless Urination Tournament. It is a more polite term for a Pissing Contest, any argument that just goes back and forth between two individuals but never gets resolved.
Joe: "My treatise on the Cosmological Constant related to Interplanetary Measurements is better than yours."

Bob: "No it isn't!"

Joe: "Yes it is!"

Bob: "No it isn't!"

Joe: "Yes it is!"

Bob: "No it isn't!"

Joe: "Yes it is!"

Bob: "Prove it!"

Joe: "OK, you go first!"

Bob: "No, you go first!"

Joe: "No, you go first!"

Bob: "No, you go first!"

Joe: "No, you go first!"

Bob: "Well, that was a real UUT."
UUT by Bidnow73 May 8, 2013
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Yle Uutiset 

"Did you watch Yle Uutiset yesterday?"
"Oh yes, what a bunch of garbage"
Yle Uutiset by Bearhunter777 July 4, 2019
A "famous" pokemanz player on Youtube. Owner of the now dieing Uuttitan Forums. Pretty much being called Uutton in the presence of over a certain 10,000 or so youtubers will either get them to fangasm or get you mocked.
p1: Hey, have you seen those new pokemon videos?
p2: Yea, that guy Uutton made it right?
Fanboy: Uutton?! WHERE?!?
Uutton by That Troll February 12, 2010
A sneaky way of saying WTF or "What the Fuck?"
The DMV wouldn't let my car have the license plate WTF but they let UUTF slide by.
UUTF by sticksville August 5, 2008

uuterwvybtvuertbgrertbu 

A term often used by those in the process of having a severe stroke.
"uuterwvybtvuertbgrertbu"

"Oh great, grandma's having another stroke. Typical."
The #1 Edgestander and the former #1 Edge PKer who was unstoppable.
Quick run it's Uutuus aka biggest foreigner in Mayhem Makers.
Uutuus by Uutuus October 25, 2012

Uuten'Nebauk 

An Uuten'Nebauk {Shortened to a sammler form Uuten} is translated as a haunted beauty. There are many derrivatives of the species, but the most accurate is a male or female who is very beautiful in a hauntingly fascinating way.

The typical Uuten male does not have to stay with a female, he is free to go where he wants, to any bed he wants and is accepted into. A female can refuse or accept the male if she chooses {or her parents are mean and they make her} There are a few GOOD male Uuten's who are faithful and actually MARRY the female that he chooses that accepts him equally.

In their breeding The female sets the number for her daughters to birth. Only when the mother dies {and the girls are of age} can the daughters actually have kids. {Mothers blessings work as well} The son's of an Uuten mother can mayy who ever and SHE sets the limit for her own, even if she isn't an Uuten herself.

An Uuten female is tiny in build, but packs a good puch if need be. She is also versed in the natural magics of nature {as there are more than one} The male on the other hand is built for strength, and stability. The female is short compared to the males. The average height for an Uuten male is roughly 6-7 ft tall. a female can range in the 5 foot area. Depending on where they are from Geologically depends on their hair and eye colour. Uuten's can be converted to just about any other species easily enough, {Something in their bodily make-up allows this} There are reprucutions to some species, as the Uuten body has to adjust to the new species build. So there is some pain involved to where conversion in mosty ruled out for non-Uuten/Uuten couples.

An Uuten can deside to change his/her last name and start a family with friends and make a new branch of an Uuten. The Society Is somewhat complex and more is yet to be discovered about it.
Uuten'Nebauk Family names discovered so far:

Zentraya
Uuten'Nebauk by Shadow Wrider March 25, 2009
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