UUT, sounded out as U - U - T, stands for Useless Urination Tournament. It is a more polite term for a Pissing Contest, any argument that just goes back and forth between two individuals but never gets resolved.
Joe: "My treatise on the Cosmological Constant related to Interplanetary Measurements is better than yours."
Bob: "No it isn't!"
Joe: "Yes it is!"
Bob: "No it isn't!"
Joe: "Yes it is!"
Bob: "No it isn't!"
Joe: "Yes it is!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "Well, that was a real UUT."
Bob: "No it isn't!"
Joe: "Yes it is!"
Bob: "No it isn't!"
Joe: "Yes it is!"
Bob: "No it isn't!"
Joe: "Yes it is!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "Well, that was a real UUT."
by Bidnow73 May 8, 2013