U2ilize

To be rocked or tantalized by the musical stylings of U2

Bill: Did you see the U2 concert last night?
Fred: Yeah man I was totally U2ilized!

U2ilize by Revising Perfection October 28, 2009

utilize 

A substitute for the word "use" to be employed when you want to make something sound more important or difficult than it really is.

Person says: "We utilize an alphabetical schematic to organize our records."
Translate: "We file documents alphabetically."

utilize by creaternity April 18, 2006

utilize 

The filthiest non-dirty word ever. Seriously, just say it.

I utilized your mom all night long.

utilize by Jesus Christ April 13, 2005

Utilize 

(Verb) Used in Air Force basic training in lieu of saying "go to the bathroom," or "take a piss." Quite simply, utilize means to use the bathroom.

Sir, trainee Smith reports as ordered.

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, TRAINEE!

Sir, permission to utilize the latrine?

ALRIGHT TRAINEES! YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO HYDRATE AND UTILIZE. HURRYUP HURRYUP!

Utilize by Pacc man September 10, 2016

utilize 

Utilize is a politically charged euphemism, meaning: 1. to induce a buzz; 2. to drink alcoholic beverages to get drunk. The politics is anti-populist, anti-bible-belt, and anti-middle America.

"I say. You know this does utilize well" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).
"Come on and utilize another glass" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).

utilize by Myself182 September 9, 2006

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Ben Feldman Can Utilize His Right Eye Very Vertically

Ben Feldman Can Utilize His Right Eye Very Vertically

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