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the feeling after being tazed in the ass and kind of liking it.
"hey let me taze your ass!"
"sure i'll hella tombob it!"
tombob by jmg96 February 2, 2018

tomsbannedvssy_

Tomsbannedvssy_ is a tiktoker who posts explicit and some what concerning content about Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield, Joe Keery, and Ariana Grande. They also have a deep rooted hatred towards Zendaya
"Tomsbannedvssy_ just posted an edit and they snatched Zendaya's poorly laced weave right off her bald scalp."
A tomson is a hairstyle that is a direct result of not showering for a minimum of two days. It may appear to be a new type of soft pomade, but upon closer inspection, you will find that it is just a general lack of Hygiene.

A tomson is not to be confused with the family name Thompson, which is a true and respectable family name.
After spiking his hair up and wiping off his fingers, Jason said, "As long as I put on enough deodorant, no one will know that I have a tomson!"

Joe leaned his head against the glass window, when Sarah suddenly shouted, "Get your tomson off my window! You’re leaving slime on it!"
Tomson by floydstime March 4, 2010

tomoblem 

A tomorrow problem!
Dustin: Hey it’s 6pm and Agatha is working late, complaining the printer isn’t working!

Me: Sounds like a tomoblem!
tomoblem by sameplayer August 30, 2021

Torsobuilder 

A person who is unable to be called a 'body'builder as they only train the upper half of their body, leaving everything below their waist to resemble chicken legs as they do not incorporate a leg day within their workout routine.
Typically male, and resembles that of a gym bunny in the way that they are obsessive at their physical appearance, but are too lazy to lift anything with their legs, making them a mockery in the bodybuilding community.
Are also very defensive about any comments directed towards their child like sized legs.
A: "Haha, check out that guy over there thinking he's a boss pressing hard on bench, have you seen his legs??"
B: "Omg, they're literally going to snap in half when he stands up"
A: "Pffftt I know, such a torsobuilder...."
Torsobuilder by Banimus October 20, 2015

tomoblem 

A tomorrow problem!
Dustin: Hey it’s 6pm and Agatha is working late, complaining the printer isn’t working!

Me: Sounds like a tomoblem!
tomoblem by sameplayer August 30, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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