Definitions by HRC
Tomsob
A miserable fellow who does not enjoy the company of other people, and would rather sit in his room and drink cheap Sangria wine and beer. Comes from "Tom the S.O.B."
"You're such a Tomsob"
DSOB
A miserable person who becomes extremely intoxicated, and feels the need to "tell it like it is" and do push ups. Likes to say phrases like "Drink more beer!" Also spouts racist and other politically incorrect statements at a constant rate. Comes from "Drunken S.O.B."