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Titofied
When someone gets an animal killed on a game, and/or loses something very important. On their mind he/she thinks it was on accident, but we(players)think it was on purpose because we are mad that they should of known better.
Ex. ARK: Survival Evolved (Game)
Tribe Mate 1- Im going to go get Crystal on lava island *rides on a random pteranodon*
Tribe Mate 2- Ok don't get it killed, it took me a long time to find and tame that pteranodon.
Tribe Mate 1- No promises, but ill try *2mins later*
*your lvl 243 pteranodon was killed by a lvl 15 Titanboa*
Tribe Mate 1- OMFG!!! Im getting off, bye guys.
Tribe Mate 2- Omfg, WTF were you thinking ?!?!
*Tito has left*
Tribe Mate 3- He just Titofied your Pteranodon!
Tribe Mate 2 - SMH, im never letting him ride my pteranodon again!
Tribe Mate 3- what did you have on your pteranodon?
Triibe Mate2 - Alot of Ascendant items that we gathered and i was in the middle of making a vault for them but then he just took off with it
Tribe Mate 3- Damn, it took us a long time to get those. Idk what he was thinking. When he comes on again im saying he it was his fault. He should of checked before he got on it.
Tribe Mate 1- Im going to go get Crystal on lava island *rides on a random pteranodon*
Tribe Mate 2- Ok don't get it killed, it took me a long time to find and tame that pteranodon.
Tribe Mate 1- No promises, but ill try *2mins later*
*your lvl 243 pteranodon was killed by a lvl 15 Titanboa*
Tribe Mate 1- OMFG!!! Im getting off, bye guys.
Tribe Mate 2- Omfg, WTF were you thinking ?!?!
*Tito has left*
Tribe Mate 3- He just Titofied your Pteranodon!
Tribe Mate 2 - SMH, im never letting him ride my pteranodon again!
Tribe Mate 3- what did you have on your pteranodon?
Triibe Mate2 - Alot of Ascendant items that we gathered and i was in the middle of making a vault for them but then he just took off with it
Tribe Mate 3- Damn, it took us a long time to get those. Idk what he was thinking. When he comes on again im saying he it was his fault. He should of checked before he got on it.
Titofied by Killa_AvengeR July 18, 2017
Titiefied
When a girl is "titiefied" it means they have big, nice, and perfect shaped tities which anyone would like.
Boy:Woah!! Girl you Titiefied!!
Girl:Why thank you!...Mmm wanna feel'em?!
Boy:Yes! Yes! Yes I do! *feels tits*
Girl:You like'em?
Boy:Oh man!! You Titiefied!!
Girl:Why thank you!...Mmm wanna feel'em?!
Boy:Yes! Yes! Yes I do! *feels tits*
Girl:You like'em?
Boy:Oh man!! You Titiefied!!
Titiefied by SOMEONEinurbathroom August 9, 2010
Tittified
Tittified by Venis Pagina January 18, 2009
Timified
May be also referred to as owned or beasted
this word is used when a spectacular physical performance has occurred. This may be used in your sex life as well.
timifyd, timifyed, beasted up, beast mode, touchdown
this word is used when a spectacular physical performance has occurred. This may be used in your sex life as well.
timifyd, timifyed, beasted up, beast mode, touchdown
Timified by Aelous winds December 31, 2009
Timified
Timified by Saharajinni July 19, 2014
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.