TEDant 

One who re-posts TED videos in forums in order to appear intelligent.

That Rick is always getting us to think by posting those TED talks. He's a TEDant.

TEDant by davincn June 2, 2011

Evicting the basement tenants 

This is a euphemism for the release of fecal matter.

Sorry I was late, I ran into some resistance when evicting the basement tenants. What a pain in the ass.

Evicting the basement tenants by MC? February 14, 2006

Tevante 

He is a social, caring, loving, and sometimes a nice person to be around. To have a Tevante as a friend you are very lucky as you are very fortunate to having danger within this demon infested person

He is always nice to people he meets but once you get to know him he can be a real pain.

If you have a Tevante as a friend..... Don't stay for long he might end up hurting you or killing you.

Wow! Is that Tevante? He is so loyal to her.. I wish he was mine.

Tevante by LaLaLoopsieGoCrazyyy1 October 21, 2018

terantula testi tickle

When a woman leaves her legs for 2 weeks without shaving, and uses them to tickle her boyfriend's balls

Greg: "catherine hadn't shaved her legs in ages. I thought it was a turn off but then she gave me a tarantula testi tickle, that was amazing"

The Terantula testi tickle aka the triple T

terantula testi tickle by knowtie April 18, 2014

Tent-tenant 

A person who has been allowed to reside in a private residence's backyard, inside a tent provided by the home owner.

After evicting my tent-tenant, I can now enjoy grilling in my yard without having to look at the tent.

Tent-tenant by Devan Writer June 11, 2018

telant 

The inability to type correctly when someone is standing behind you looking over your shoulder.
Derived from the word 'telnet' that is always mis-typed as telnat, among IT networking professionals when a co-worker is standing behind them.

John get really bad telant whenever anyone is standing in his cube.

telant by dyslexic kev September 5, 2006

previous tenant mischief 

When the person who lived in your apartment before you moved in keeps the key then comes back shortly after you move in and steals small items of seemingly little consequence such as a pair of socks, camera memory card, package of hotdogs, or a pocket knife when plenty of things of much greater value are lying around. They may also leave a telltale sign that something is amiss such as leaving the light switch on, but turning the lamp off.

Aaron: Hey, Emily, were you in my room at all today?
Emily: Nope, why?
Aaron: Cuz someone turned off my lamp, but not the light and my camera memory cards are missing.
Emily: Darn previous tenant mischief

previous tenant mischief by they call me fluffy March 20, 2010