Strute 

A flute made of a straw by cutting the end to a point and making holes on one side.

I played my strute on the plan and was escorted off the flight.

Strute by Dr. Bren February 10, 2010

shotgun strategy 

This is a problem solving approach, which attempts many varied solutions; versus a rifle strategy in which a single focused solution is attempted.

The sales manager decided on a shotgun strategy to boost sales, by using several salesmen with different approaches.

shotgun strategy by I, Wreckerrr October 3, 2016

rusty strudel 

A person with ginger colored pubes.

Girl: I liked him before I found out he was rusty strudel.

rusty strudel by bigpeep113 December 17, 2016

fat guy strategy 

The term for the strategy of waiting until the foodservice employee puts the first portion of meat on your sandwich/burrito/whatever to ask for double meat. That way, the size of the first portion isn't compromised by the knowledge that a second portion is coming, and sets a precedent portion size for the second portion, avoiding any size discrepancy between first and second portions. Particularly effective at Chipotle.

Employee - "What kind of meat, sir?"
Fat Guy - "Chicken, my man."
E - *Scoop*
E - "Any vegetables?"
FG - "Actually, can I get double chicken?"
E - "Godfuckingdammit okay."
FG - "Fat Guy Strategy wins again."

fat guy strategy by blarglwharbl July 19, 2014

Darktown strutter

Noun: A member of the negroid race; Afro-American; one of our dusky-hued brothers or sisters; Wooly-haired type; Boot-lipped mammy-jammer; Jungle-bunny; Picaninny; Mau-Mau; Spear-chucker; Jigga-boo; White Man's Burden; Shine; Darkie; Spade; Coon; Nigger, et cetera.

Anthropologist #1:"What is that coming out of the Welfare Office and getting into that Lincoln Town Car?"
Anthropologist #2:"Why, that would be a Darktown strutter."

Darktown strutter by Kieran Le Petomaine November 26, 2006

Dwight Shrute 

three words to describe Dwight Shrute:
hard-working,

alpha-male,

jackhammer,

merciless,

insatiable.

He is just like Dwight Shrute. In three words: hard-working, alpha-male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.

Dwight Shrute by Bartholomew123456 May 21, 2013

raptor strategy

A phrase that describes a specific team tactic, originally used in Call of Duty 2. One team member attracts the attention of the opposing side while another team member engages in a flanking maneuver. The term references the attacking scheme used by velociraptors in the movie Jurassic Park.

Brad - "We need to raptor strategy them, so divert their attention while I sneak around and wtfpwn them."

Stephen - "Clever girl..."

raptor strategy by es taco April 24, 2010