Someone whose statements seem to be on a continuous redundant loop and who is constantly citing 12-step principles, aphorisms and platitudes to the point where you fantasize about homicide.
My office mate is a straight-up 12-steptard so I’m strongly considering having a mental breakdown so that once I get back from the psychiatric hospital I will be placed into a different office with someone else!
"Get him in the police van ...he's Stellard"
"What's his problem? ...is he Stellard?"
"He thinks he's Artois ...but he's Stellard"
"Drunk and disorderly? ...No he's completely Stellard"